For Whom The Polls Toll

They toll for thee, Deserter.

The L.A. Times poll has Kerry in front, 51% to 44%. The poll was conducted Saturday through Tuesday, yet there is no apparent bounce for the Deserter from the Gipper's passing, despite the best graverobbing efforts of the Bush/Cheney campaign.

Fret not, my republican friends. If Reagan's death doesn't give the Deserter's campaign a jolt, there's still two more former republican Presidents extant who could suffer a timely demise.